You might be a computer geek if…
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You may have heard of Jeff Foxworthy’s humorous dialogue about rednecks, well, this is a twist on his style of humor.
You might be a computer geek, by Jeff Foxqwerty.
You might be a computer geek:
1 If you have 20/20 vision, and still can’t C…
2 If You buy a car and ask what version it is instead of model…
3 If the biggest purchase of your life happens at least once a month…
4 If you spent more on your computer than your wife’s engagement ring…
5 If you can pronounce several Japanese words and they aren’t forms of martial arts…
6 If you finger yourself on a regular basis…
7 If your idea of a date is dinner and an AVI…
8 If your pet rock is faster than a speeding bullet…
9 If you install windows, but you’re not a carpenter…
10 If your doctor says you have a slipped disk, and you call a data recovery company…
11 If a computer you bought for 2000 dollars is now being used as a doorstop…
12 If you want a faster car, you ask the dealer for an upgrade…
13 If your criteria for a college consists of:
1. How many computers
2. Does it have full Internet
3. And what are the hours of the nearest Chinese food restaurant
14 If you have an unpronouncable computer handle, and it actually means something…
15 If you have an SVGA monitor, and a Black and White TV…
16 If you have one in every port, and you aren’t a sailor…
17 If you one day realize you did your budget in Hex…
18 If you number your reports in powers of 2…
19 If you can recognize the speed of a modem by the tones…
20 If you’ve ever met someone for the first time that you’ve known for years…
Copyright (C) 1995 ROTFLOL / Written by Jason Caminiti / jcaminit@lynx.neu.edu