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You might be a reneck if…
-You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
-You’ve ever spraypainted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
-You’ve ever Christmas shopped at a truck stop.
-You think heaven looks alot like Daytona, Florida.
-You truly think God looks like Hank Williams Jr.
-You go to a stockcar race and don’t nead a program.
-Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show em your belt buckle.
-Directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”
-You’ve ever used a weed eater indoors.
-You’ve ever been kicked out of the KKK for being a “bigot.”
-You’ve ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
-Hail hits your house and you take it to the body shop for an estamate.
-You have a trash bad for a passenger side window.
-Thanksgiving supper was ruined cause you ran out of ketchup.
-You think of duct tape as a long term investment.
-You’ve ever hit a juke box with a cue stick.
-Hitchhikers won’t get in the car with you.
-You can spit without opening your mouth.
-You only need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tatoos.
This joke is filed under Heaven, Religious.
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You might be a redneck if ….
1. You have a complete set of salad bowls that say “cool whip” on the side .
2. If the biggest city you have ever been to is wal-mart .
3. If you thought the unibomber was a wrestler .
4. If you use you ironing table as a buffet table .
5. If your neighbor thinks you’re a cop because you come home in a cop car every day .
6. If you have ever used a toilet brush cleaner for a back scratcher .
7.If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph .
8. If some one tells you , you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
This joke is filed under Funny Stories.
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1) You might be a redneck if your family reunion is held at a rest area.
2) If your wife says “Billy-Bob, take the carburetor out of the car so I can take a bath,”
you might be a redneck.
3) If you think the last three words of the national anthem is “start your engines.”
3) You might be a redneck if your family is half your town’s population!
4) You might be a redneck if you want to grow up to host your own fishing show.
5) You might be a redneck if you surf the internet in your speedo.
6) You know you’re a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it
loops.
7) You might just be a red neck if you house has wheels and your car doesn’t. 
You might be a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your shoe size
9) If you think that buddhism is a type of beer worship you might be a redneck.
10) You might be a redneck if you went to your mother’s prom!
11) You might be a redneck if you hear a triangle play at the opera house and you ask, “where’s dinner?”
12) You know your a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth.
13) You might be a redneck if you still have to put wood in the stove.
14) You might be a redneck if your T.V. antenna is a bread tie.
This joke is filed under Ethnic Cultural.
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You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers.
This joke is filed under Religious.
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You Might be a redneck if your halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does!
This joke is filed under Blonde.
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You Might be A Redneck if your wife ever comes out of the bathroom and says, “Hey y’all come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”
This joke is filed under Ethnic Cultural.
