You need a new lawyer if….
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Loading ...You met him in prison.
During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser”.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
He tells you that he’s never told a lie.
During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.”
A prison guard is shaving your head.
Most of his clients are patrons of his other business.
