Young vs. Old
The old gent was backing his Rolls into the last available parking space when a zippy red sports car whipped in behind him to take the spot.
The young driver jumped out and said, “Sorry, Pops, but you’ve got be young and smart to do that!”
The old man ignored the remark and kept reversing until the Rolls had crunched the sports car into a crumpled heap.
“Sorry, Son, you’ve got be old and rich to do THAT!”