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Loading ...your mama so old, she blows powdered milk out her titties.
your mama breath so bad, every time she breathes her teeth duck.
your mama so funky she had to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee-jumping.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Your mama is so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo mama is so fat that she has to use diet soap to lose weight.
Yo mama so black that if she wore a silver coat she’ll look like a Hersey’s kiss.
Yo mama’s cooking is so bad that the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so old that Jesus personally autographed her Bible.
Yo mama so dumb that she drowned in a carpool.
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Your Mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Your Mama is so black that she could swim through tar and leave a streak.
Your Mama is so dumb that we rode past the YMCA and she said “Look, somebody spelled MACY’S wrong.”
Your Mama so dumb that I taught her the running man and haven’t seen her since.
Your Mama so old that she knew Captain Crunch since he was a private.
