Your momas so nasty that when she does the splits she gets stuck to the floor

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Your momma ain’t got no hands, your father ain’t got no eyes, and your mother told your father she was going to smack him and your father said, “I wanna see you do it.”

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Your momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

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your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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your momma so black the only difference between her and midnight is 11:59

your momma so black she gotta wear white gloves when eating tootsie rolls, so she wont chew her damn fingers off

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Your momma is so skinny she can hool-a-hoop through a cheerio.

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