You’re a Redneck, if…..
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Loading ...The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table, in front of her kids.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is “out of your league,” bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”
You think “Genitalia” is an Italian airline.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all! Watch this”
Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You go to your family reunion looking to get laid.
You call every female over the age of 9, “Darlin’”. Those UNDER age 9 are referred to as, “My wife.”
