You’re TERMINAL, George!
George had not been feeling well in the last several days and when the pain finally became totally unbearable, he went to his Doctor.
After considerable poking and prodding and testing the Doctor says grimly, “George, you’re terminal.”
“Oh my God!” exclaims George. “How long do I have?”
The Doctor says “Ten.”
“Ten WHAT?” George screams. “Ten months, ten years…WHAT?”
The Doctor says, “Nine…eight…seven… “