Youve got mail
A blonde walks outside opens her mailbox, slams it shut, and storms back inside mad. The guy next door can’t figure out what that was all about. Five minutes later she does the same thing and the guy still can’t get it so he goes outside to wait for a third time. Three minutes later she does it again and the guy asks her, “Why do you keep running out here opening your mailbox and then storm back in?” The blonde replies, “I don’t get it! every time I get on the internet my computer says that I’ve got mail but when I come out here and check there is nothing.”