Zoo Language
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Loading ...A man entered the zoo one day. He was walking past the ape cage when a strong wind blew up, stirring a great deal of dust. Some got in the man’s eye, so he reached up and began tugging on his eyelid to remove it. An ape saw this and charged the cage, ripped apart the bars, and proceeded to pummel the man. When the zookeeper finally hauled the ape off, the man asked what that was all about. “Well,” said the keeper, “in ape language, tugging on your eyelid means ‘Fuck you.’”
The man went home, thinking of revenge. Then he came up with an idea. He thought of the phrase “Monkey see, monkey do.” He went to the store the next day and bought two hats, two whistles, two knives, and a sausage. he put the sausage in his pants and brought the rest to the zoo. When he saw the ape who tackled him, he threw a hat, a whistle, and a knife into the cage.
He then put the hat on. The ape did also. He picked up the whistle and started blowing in it, as did the ape. Then he unzipped his pants, pulled out the sausage and cut it in half with the knife. The ape looked at him, looked at the sausage, then reached up and tugged on his eyelid.
