A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one last-a time.”
“You foul mouthed swine!” said the lady indignantly. In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”
“Hey coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ about-a sex-a? I’m-a just-a telling my friend-a how to spell-a Mississippi.”
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