28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew
1.. We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole
3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4.. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.
7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8.. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
9.. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
11.. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
12.. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us if you don’t.
13.. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
14.. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees,or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15.. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16.. Just cause you think you’re always right doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.”
17.. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18.. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19.. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
20.. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say.”
21.. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22.. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23.. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
24.. PMS is not an excuse.
25.. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up when you’re done.
26.. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
27.. Always remember: The way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh never mind.
28.. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
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Pms is an excuse!
i do it all the time!!!! ive been having really bad mood swings lately and this craving for foood! I have a 50% chance of being pregnant!!!!! but i am scared to tell tommy. what if he no longer excepts me and his future baby girl. Hes scared of paying child support, but he has to now because hes 18 now and if he doesnt he will go to jail! and get butt raped! by someone whos not me!
Baby i had no idea you were pregnant! I will leave you dispite what you think. i will kick you right in your stomach! and kill our baby girl!!!! and i dont mind going to jail and getting butt raped by all those felons! I THINK ITS SEXY! men in chains turn me on! ooo i just popped a….
oh… nevermind!
i asked my boyfriend to shave his legs and let me do his makeup. he just said no. lmao.
i do alot of those things ahaha, like the whole make up thing n the kickin in the balls n well..u kno basically 70 percent of tht..thanx, aha alot!! now i understanddd ahaha ;p
Excuse me, but you guys shall NEVER, EVER understand what PMS feels like, kay? The best thing I can compare it to is being bipolar. We are completely unable to control it at times.
ha i already knew all of this. idk why, but i get along with guys so well hahaa:) when im around guys, i can just lay back and act like a crazy person becuz thats how they act. i kinda act like a total guy when im around my guy friends:) lol
umm to whomever wrote this, right on. I’m a girl and i completely agree with this. and to all the girl’s who disagree with it, all i have to say to you is get over yourself and/or stop being so self concious and realize that no one will ever be able to love you until you love yourself.
I agree with all of this… except the PMS one. That is sometimes an excuse. I’m a laidback person most of the time, but sometimes you just can’t control those moodswings.
To all you girls who said PMS is an excuse (yes, I’m a girl too..), guys do NOT understand. Therefore, we could at least be courteous and ATTEMPT to tone it down or something. I agree, with Liz, right on. Whoever wrote this is awesome.