There was this man crying on his porch and his wife walked out. “Why are you crying?” she asked.
“Well,” began her husband,”remember how your father said I had to marry you or else I would go to jail for 20 years since i got you pregnant?”
“Yes,” she started,”but that still doesn’t explain why your crying.”
“Well,” he began,”I would have gotten out today.”
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