1) If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2) I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3) If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be YOU by morning!
4) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or “fertilized”?
5) I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
7) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s go fuck.
8) Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas…could I meet you between the holidays?
10) You remind me of a championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.
11) Could I touch your belly button …from the inside?
12) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat.
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