Gals, when someone asks, “Why aren’t you married?” Here are some suggested retorts:
“You haven’t asked yet.”
“I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.”
“What? And spoil my great life?”
“Nobody would believe me in white.”
“Because I just love hearing this question.”
“Just lucky, I guess.”
“It gives my mother something to live for.”
“My fiance is awaiting parole.”
“I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss America.”
“Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?”
“I’m waiting until I get to be your age.”
“It didn’t seem worth a blood test.”
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