1. Yo Mama is soo fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made change.
2. Yo Mama is soo stupid, she thought she needed an x-ray when she broke wind.
3. Yo Mama is soo ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her with a lawsuit.
4. Yo Mama is soo fat, if she fell she would rock herself to sleep trying to get up.
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