On day a drunk was in a car accident and died. On the way to heaven an angel stopped him and said you must take a test. If you go to church you should know all the answers. She said when ever he got a question write he would know becuase the bells would chime and the angels would sing. And he got 3 questions right the heavenly gates would open. So they began, the first question was who were the first two people and he answered adam and eve and the bells chimed and the angels sang. The second question was what was eve made out of. The guy answered one of adams ribs. The bells chimed and the angels sang. the third question was what were the first words eve said to adam and the and all he could say was dang thats a hard one. And the bells chimed and the angels sang and the hevenly gates opended.
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