The two cannibals

Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal.

“Your wife makes a delicious roast,” one chief said.

“Thanks,” his friend said, “I’m gonna miss her.”

“You know,” says the first, “I don’t like my mother-in-law.”

The other one replies, “Then just eat the vegetables.”

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