Yo mama so blind she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat instead of God saying let there be light he said, “Get your fat ass out of the way.”
Yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challange and chose jif.
Yo mama so big you can go bowling with her boogers.
Yo mama so fat her buttcheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so fuckin ugly when she was a baby her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama’s buttcheeks are so big even moses couldn’t separate them.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
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