Yo mama

Your mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mama so old I told her to act her age and she died.

Your mama so short she hang-glides on doritos.

Your mama so ugly her nickname is Damn!

Your mama like a bowling ball. she gets fingered, thrown, and comes back for more.

Your mama so fat she fell out a chair and went straight to hell.

Your mama so short she fights with Mrs. Buttersworth.

Your mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mama so dumb she studies for a blood test.

Your mama so dumb she steals free samples.

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  1. yo mama is so ugly that when it was Augest people said “DAMN HALLOWEEN ALREADY!!!!”

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