Two little boys, both aged nine, were set to appear in their first play. The first boy had to say, “Ah fair maiden, I’ve come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.” The second little boy was to say, “Hark, a pistol shot.”
On opening night, the two boys were very nervous. It was their first time on stage and their parents were in the front row. The first little boy came out and said, “Ah fair maiden, I’ve come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
The second little boy was so shook up after the first kid goofed that when he came out he said, “Hark! A pistol shit! A shishtel pit! Cow shit!! Bull shit!! I didn’t want to be in this damned play anyway!”
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