Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are sitting side by side as they are waiting for Air Force One to take off. The stewardess comes over and asks solicitously, “Can I get you a drink, Mr. President?”
Bill Clinton says cheerfully, “Why sure honey! I’ll have a martini, please. Shaken not stirred. Ha ha ha!”
The stewardess smiles back and turns to the Reverend Jackson, “And you, sir? Care for the same?”
“I’d rather be given a blowjob by a two-bit hooker than have liquor touch my lips,” declares the teetotaler reverend dourly.
Hearing that, Bill Clinton tells the stewardess, “Cancel my order, please. I didn’t know we ever have a choice on Air Force One.”
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