yo mamma was so ugly as a baby that when she was born your mother said “Oh what a treasure!” and your father said “Yeah, let’s go bury it.”
yo mamma’s teeth are so big she looks like a beaver with big tits.
yo mamma’s so skinny her nipples touch.
yo mamma’s so crossed eyed when she cries tears roll down the bitch’s back.
yo mamma’s so stupid she thought TACO BELL was a phone company.
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