The old lady called the police complaining of an indecent exposure!
When the police arrived, she said: The man across the street is always walking around his house naked! Exposing his genitalia and everything!
The Officer takes a look and says: Madam! All I can see of him is his neck and his head! He is not exposing himself!
NO! Stand atop the fridge and you’ll see!
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