Dirty Limmericks
1.
There once was a lad from Mass
Who’s balls were made of fine brass
In stormy weather they clanged together
And sparks would fly out of his ass!
2.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over Rover dove her and said “Hey, I got a bone of my own!’
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there was a man from belair who was doing his wife on the stair the bannister broke he triplied his stroke and finished the job in midair!