As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: “Mr. President, would you please return the Flight Attendant to her upright position and prepare to land?”
A reporter asked Clinton one day, “Was Monica lying?”
Clinton responded, “No, she was on her knees.”
Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am?
A: She wants to make sure that she is the FIRST lady.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?
A: One had his head blown off in the back of a car, the other was assassinated.
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