Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They just follow it around for 30 years thinking it’s still lit.
Q: How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 20. One to hold the bulb, and 19 to huff until the room spins.
Q: How many stoners does it take to tell a good joke?
A: Um… I forgot
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