Deadheads & stoners

Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They just follow it around for 30 years thinking it’s still lit.

Q: How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 20. One to hold the bulb, and 19 to huff until the room spins.

Q: How many stoners does it take to tell a good joke?

A: Um… I forgot

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