DAMN! I missed

This man named Bob was in a golfing tournament and he was paired up with a nun.
Bob was up and he just barely missed the hole.

Bob: DAMN! I missed!

Nun: Please, don’t use that language around me.

Bob: Sorry, Sister.

Well Bob just barely missed hole 14.

Bob: DAMN! I missed!

Nun: Sir, if you swear one more time I hope the Gods from heaven will strike you down!!!

Bob: Sorry again sister, it won’t happen again.

Well on the 18th hole Bob missed again.

Bob: DAMN!!!! I missed!!

Then up in the clouds you hear thunder and then all of a sudden the nun gets struck by lightning.

(voice of the clouds): DAMN! I missed!!

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