Recently, a 93 year old woman’s husband passed away at the old age of 91. The two were very close and she hated every second she lived without her husband. In fact, she was so depressed that she came to the decision that she wasn’t going to live either and that she’d kill herself to be with her husband.
She wanted to make sure that she did it right so that she wouldn’t screw up and become a lemon and a burden on her family. So, she called her doctor. She asked him, “Doc, where is my heart?” The doctor replied, “It’s under your left breast.” She didn’t want him to get suspicious, so she immediately said “Okay.” and hung up the phone.
The next day, the hospital recieved a call reporting an old lady with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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