Two Priests died and met at the Pearly Gates at the same time. The computer was down, so St. Peter asked them if they would hang out on earth for a week as anything they wanted. They both agreed.
The first priest asked to be an eagle for a week. “So be it,” said St. Peter and off the priest went.
The second priest asked to if he could be a “Stud” for a week, and St. Peter once again agreed.
A week later, the computer was fixed and the Lord told St. Peter to recall the two priests. “Will you have any trouble locating them?” he asked.
“The first one should be easy,” replies St. Peter, “He’s somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult.”
“Why?” asked the Lord.
“Because he is on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota.”
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