There is a guy who begins to suffer massive headaches. He goes to the doctor and says, “Hey doc, I?ve got these headaches… can you check it out and tell me what?s going on?”
Doc says, “Sure, come on back in a couple days after we analyze some tests.”
Guy comes back, and the doctor tells him, “We?ve got good news and bad news.”
Guy says, “Let?s hear the bad news.”
Doc sez, “You?ve got a week to live.”
Guy says, “Holy shit, I can?t fucking believe it!! What?s the good news?”
Doc smiles and says, “See that good looking nurse over there?”
Guy says, “Yeah?”
Doc laughs, “I fucked her last night!”
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