*Why do Bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
*Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
*What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A Woolly Jumper.
*Why do birds fly south in autumn?
Because it is too far to walk.
*What is yellow and very dangerous?
Sharkinfested custard.
*What has an eye and doesn’t cry?
A needle.
* When does Thursday come before Wednesday?
In a dictionary.
*What has wings and doesn’t fly?
A hotel.
*Which is faster hot or cold?
Hot is faster you can easily catch cold.
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