Papal Advice

A deeply religous and wealthy man visited the Vatican and was standing by the road when the Pope came by in the Popemobile.

The Pope looks over to him, stops the car, gets out and walks directly towards him, filling the man with joyousness.

However, as he reached him, the Pope steps to one side and whispers in the ear of a tramp sitting behind the man.

Seeing this, the wealthy man is a bit miffed but an idea forms in his head. He walks over to the tramp and offers his beautiful suit and some money for the tramp’s smelly clothes. The tramp agrees.

The next day the man, wearing the tramp’s clothes, sits in exactly the same spot as the tramp did. The Popemobile comes down the street and sure enough it stops and the Pope gets out.

The Pope walks directly over to the man and bends over to whisper in his ear and says, “Didn’t I tell you yesterday to get the FUCK out of here?”

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