A soldier, filled with obvious triumph, returned from his twenty-four hour pass and was besieged by his buddies who wanted to know, in detail, how he had made out.
The soldier, nothing loath, said gleefully, “What a piece of fuckin’ luck I had. I hadn’t been off camp more than half an hour when I met this fuckin’ broad and she was STACKED! We got to talking and I took her out for some fuckin’ hamburgers. Then we went to a fuckin’ movie where we got friendly. Then she took me to her fuckin’ apartment and in less than five minutes I had every fuckin’ stitch off her.”
He paused for breath and everyone cried out, “So what happened? What happened?”
And the soldier said, “What do you think happened, you fuckin’ jerks, we had sexual intercourse.”
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