A Scottish Couple

Mary and Jamie are courtin and Mary says to Jamie “Jamie would ya like to hold me hand?”

Jamie says ” Oh, I would how’d you know”

“I can tell by the look in yer eye” says Mary

They walk a little bit further and Jamie turns to Mary and says ”

Mary would you like it if I gave ya a wee kiss?”

Jamie “Oh, I would how’d ya know?”

Mary ” I can tell by the look in yer eye?”

They walk a little bit further and Mary turns to Jamie and says “Jamie would ya like to make love ta me?”

Jamie says ” Oh, I would how’d you know?

Could you tell by the look in me eye?”

“No!” says Mary “I can tell by the tilt in yer kilt!”

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