This man’s lawyer calls him up to come down to the office. “I really have to see you.” When he gets there the lawyer says, “I’ve got some bad news and I’ve got some terrible news for you.” The man says “Oh swell, I guess tell me the terrible news first.” The lawyer says, “Your wife just found a picture worth a half million dollars.”” Wow that’s great” said the man “If thats bad news what could be the terrible news?” The lawyer said, “The terrible news is that it’s a picture of you and your secretary.”
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