“Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time.”
“Learn from Your Parents’ Mistakes — Use Birth Control”
“My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink”
(Over a sketch of the Titanic) “The Boat Sank. Get Over It”
“I Didn’t Drive My Husband Crazy — I Flew Him There — It Was Faster”
“Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups”
“Aunt Em: Hate You. Hate Kansas. Taking the Dog. Dorothy”
“MEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service
WOMEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, Free Beer”
“Aliens Abducted Me, Laser-Photographed My Internal Organs, Dropped Me Off in a Crop Circle, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”
“When You Do a Good Deed, Get a Receipt, in Case Heaven Is Like the IRS”
“He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest”
“Democracy Is Mob Rule with Income Taxes”
On the front of the shirt: “How Many Lawyers Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?” On the back of the shirt: “How Many Can You Afford?”
“My Wife Says I Don’t Listen to Her — At Least That’s What I Think She Says”
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