BLONDE NURSES’ HANDBOOK #2

Anesthesia…Movie about crazy Russian girl

Aorta…Responsibility, as in “Aorta empty that bedpan”

Atrophy…Bowling team award

Blue Baby…Newborn Smurf

Caplet…Beanie

Coccyx…More than one dick

Colon…Punctuation mark

Coma….Ditto

Diarrhea…Little book of personal thoughts

Eroded Disc…Worn out LP

Fibula…Little white lie

Fractures…One half, one third…numbers like that

Hyperextension…Extra-long telephone cord

Lobotomy…Getting your ears pierced

Medicine…Invented lightbulb

Shingles…Those thingys on roof

Spinal Tap…Rock band or dance step

Sternum…Canned heat for camping

Tongue Depressor…Makes tongue sad

X-rayed…Porno movie

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