Four men are in a training class.
The professor asks the first man what is the fastest thing you know. He replied, “Thoughts. They go to your brain before you know it.” The professor said, “That’s a good one,” he turned to the next man and asked him what was the fasted thing he knew. The 2nd man replied “Blinking your eye.” The professor said, “That’s a real good one too.” He turned to the 3rd man and asked him what was the fastest thing he knew. The 3rd man replied, “Turning a light switch on. you can flip the switch, and bam, the light is on.” Then the professor turned to Bubba and asked him what he thought the fastest thing was. Bubba replied, “Man, that would be diarriah!” The professor said, “Diarriah? What do you mean?” Bubba said, “Before I can blink my eyes, before I can think, and before I can flip on the light switch, I dun shit my pants.”
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