A little boy was dressed up for Halloween as a pirate. When he knocked on the door, a man came holding candy.
The little boy said with a lisp, “I’m a piwate, can you tell, can you tell?”
The man said, “Yes, but where are your buccaneers?”
The boy replied, “They’re on my buckin’ head, open your buckin’ eyes!”
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