What did the priest say when he saw mosquitoes in church?
Let us spray.
Why did the witches stop work?
Because they needed to rest a spell.
Why are people fatter In the morrning?
They are WIDE awake.
What shape is an empty parrot cage?
A polygon
What would a lawyer do if his wife pushes him down the tollet?
Sewer
Where do you buy rude T-shirts?
The menSWEAR department
What type of cowboy lends money?
A lone (loan) ranger
What type of exercises do cats do?
Puss ups
Where do cooks keep their Knickers?
In the PANTry
Why don’t actors like having a bald head?
They can’t get a part.
Why wouldn’t the bank give the rabbit a housing loan?
He had burrowed enough already!
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