A guy goes to a costume shop and says “I’m going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf.”
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.” She brings out a bigger one.
He says, “Still not big enough.”
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, “Still not big enough.”
She says, “Listen, Ace, why don’t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”
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