A man walks into a store and heads straight for the counter. He orders a Polish sausage sandwich from the old lady behind the counter.. However she just stands there and says, “You must be a really dumb Pollack.”
“I can’t believe you’ve made that ethnic remark! If a Jew comes in here and orders a kosher sandwich, will you call him a dumb Jew?”
“Of course,” says the cranky old lady.
“If an Italian walks in here and orders an Italian meatball sandwich, are you going to call him a dumb Italian?”
“Right on, buster.” says the old lady.
“Then why would you make such a mean remark?” asks the man.
“Because, ” says the old lady as she leans forward, “this is a FLOWER SHOP, you moron!”
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