Some dude is in the jungle on a safari, while photographing birds he loses track of his group, and suddenly he stands in front of a native tribe.
He says to himself, “Now I?m in really deep shit!”
Suddenly, for the first time in his life he hears a divine voice from above:
“No, You?re not. Do you see that big rock in front of you?”
“Y-yes!” the man says.
The voice booms, “Pick it up and throw it in the head of the chief, he?s the fat one in the middle.”
He picks up the rock and throws it at the fat man, who falls down dead.
“Now what?” the man asks nervously.
The voice from above says: “NOW you?re in deep shit!!”
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