Drinking buddy’s last wish

Pat and Mike were drinking buddies for over 30 years. Pat is now on his death bed and says to Mike, “Mike, my friend, I would appreciate it if you could remember me after I am gone and every Friday, like we have for the past 30 years, could you pour some of the brew over my grave to remember me by.”

Mike replies,”Pat, my Friend, I would be more than happy to do that for you, but would you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?”

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