A man sees a dwarf drowning in the sea. The man is feeling sorry for the little guy and decides to help him.
When the man rescued the dwarf, the little dwarf is glad and offers the man a wish. “I want a bridge from France to America, so I can walk to Europe and back” The dwarf laughs. “Sorry, I’m no God. Think of something less difficult. The man thinks and then says: “I would like a smart blonde with huge tits.” “Would you like lights on your bridge?”

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