A man walks into a pet store with a parrot sitting on his shoulder. He asks the clerk if he sells bird seed. The man says, “We’re all out, come back tomorrow.”
He walks back in the next day and asks the same question. The clerk says, “Come back tomorrow.”
He comes back the next day and asks, “Do you stuff birds?” The clerk says, “Yeah, I stuff birds.”
The old man throws his dead parrot on the counter and says, “Then stuff this one up your butt, it died of starvation.”
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a good bird seed is of course Sunflower seeds, birds like them coz they are tasty””.