1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. – Robert, 13
6. Don’t squat with your spurs on. – Noronha, 13
7. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. – Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
– Taylia, 11
9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14
10. Don’t sneeze in front of mom when you’re eating crackers.
– Mitchell, 12
11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
– Andrew, 9
12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
– Kyoyo, 9
13. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
– Armir, 9
14. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
-Kellie, 11
15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
– Naomi, 15
16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9
17. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10
18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, 13
19. Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8
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