Good News, Bad News

A man went to his doctor for a check up. At the end of the appointment his doctor said, ” I have some good news and some bad news.”

The man said, “What’s the bad news?”

The doctor said, “You have 3 days to live.” Frantic, the man asked,” And what’s the good news?”

The doctor replied, “You know the receptionist with the humongous tits? I’m f*cking her.”

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