There was this guy (we won’t mention any names) that really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into his mirror, admiring his body. He noticed that he was tanned all over, with the exception of his “thing”.
He decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his “thing” which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling on the beach. One was using a cane .Upon seeing the “thing” sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to her friend, “There is no justice in this world.” Her friend said, “What do you mean by that?” To which the old lady replied,
“Look at that……
when I was 20, I was curious about it……
when I was 30, I enjoyed it…..
when I was 40, I asked for it…..
when I was 50, I paid for it…..
when I was 60, I prayed for it…..
when I was 70, I forgot about it…..
and now that I’m 80, the damn ‘things’ are growing wild and I’m to old to squat!!!!!!!!!”
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